It's a beautiful day for a hangover
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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