How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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