ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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