8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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