I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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