I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Randomize
