My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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