I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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