i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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