Whod you bang
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
ok first of all what the fuck
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
