remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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