how can u be prego again
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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