I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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