That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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