Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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