Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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