are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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