omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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