is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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