He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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