Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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