id be glad to
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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