just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
