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• (469): View more from Texas

  Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he said i ruined lesbian porn for him

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend

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• (909): View more from California

  Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid

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• (805): View more from California

  The air was thick with penises

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.

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• (925): View more from California

  Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it

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