Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
