HIV tests are more positive than that guy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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