my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
is this the sara with the beer cane?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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