i just wanna soil my oats bro
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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