I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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