Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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