yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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