big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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