eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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