Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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