Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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