He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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