We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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