fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
where am i from again
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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