have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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