Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
