have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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