Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
