All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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