No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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