Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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