Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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