You're completely useless in the revolution.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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