Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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