But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
