Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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