Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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