One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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