i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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