That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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