i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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