you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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