I'm so fucking centered right now
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
